Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken
President Obama has cautioned that further delays on Syrian intervention will seriously restrict the Pentagon’s choice of ‘military monikers’. Unscrupulous ‘patent trolls’ have already reserved the...
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Public warned not to download naked photos of Steven Seagal
Fear has gripped online users who may have, in a furtive attempt to view intimate erotica of Jennifer Lawrence ‘before their family comes home’, inadvertently downloaded explicit images of Hollywood’s...
View ArticleKim Kardashian cycle rack ‘huge success’ with teenage boys
Teenage boys will soon need little encouragement to get on their bikes with the introduction of a range of new cycle racks for schools. The Kim Kardashian cycle rack is just one of a new range of...
View ArticleRosetta sets sights on Kim Kardashian in next daring mission
The European Space Agency has confirmed plans to extend its successful comet mission by rerouting Rosetta to the rear end of MTV star and socialite, Kim Kardashian. The mission, said to be the agency’s...
View ArticleKim Kardashian declared an Area of Outstanding Natural Booty
Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has today been recognised by the Environment Agency for the significant contribution that her ample posterior makes to the natural landscape. However, the award of the...
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